how to become twitter famous: steal posts from tumblr
A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.
They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
Things that should exist:
Things that shouldn’t exist:
It is inspiring to know that over 1,000 people believe in the same ideology.
Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
can we please take a moment to notice that “wand” in french is “magical breadstick”
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
#SOMETIMES GRADES DO REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE THOUGH#THIS SITE NEEDS TO STOP BASHING PEOPLE WHO ARE PROUD OF THEIR GOOD GRADES#PEOPLE WHO GET GOOD GRADES ARE SMART#YOU CAN BE SMART AND NOT GET GOOD GRADES TOO#BUT STOP MAKING IT SEEM LIKE GOOD GRADES MEAN NOTHING
reminder: the internet is real life
- things you say here matter
- things you say here are being read by real people with real lives and real feelings
- you can support and utilize and manifest hegemonic systems of oppression with what you say here
- getting called out for saying something fucked up and responding with “puh-leeze, this is tumblr, not real life” is fucking bullshit and stop
We better reblog this as much as we can 2013 is almost over